Global energy shipping ground to a halt following a severe escalation in the Middle East, threatening worldwide economic stability and causing central banks to eye emergency rate hikes. Down in Baja California Sur, however, the only thing collapsing is Dave’s overhead right-hander off the cliff, and frankly, nobody on the dusty beach is looking up from their Pacifico. Let the tankers burn; the offshore wind just kicked in and the afternoon session is firing.