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Our AI Says: OXXO Designated Official Sovereign Embassy for All Life's Needs Including Diplomatic Immunity for Hot Dogs

The local OXXO in Todos Santos has officially been recognized as an independent city-state, complete with passport control at the single open register and full diplomatic immunity for the rotating roller taquitos. Residents lined up for four hours to apply for citizenship, mostly because the ATM actually had cash and the air conditioning worked.

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