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humor Clickhole 2026-10-28

FBI Director Claims Human Centipede Surgery is Just a Halloween Costume

Kash Patel has taken 'office synergy' to a disgusting new extreme by being surgically attached to a human centipede for what he insists is a spooky season prank. It’s hard to focus on national security when the Director is busy receiving unconstitutional briefings through the wrong end of a stranger.

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