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humor The Chaser 2026-10-28

Woolworths Heroically Raises Prices to Ensure Board Members Don't Have to Row Their Own Yachts

Supermarket giant Woolworths bravely pivots to 'profit inflation' to protect the vital human right of executive yacht ownership. It’s comforting to know that while you struggle to afford bread, your local grocery store is busy ensuring the caviar supply chain remains undisturbed.

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