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humor The Onion 2026-10-27

Japan Keeps Succession Stagnant, Because Progress Is Apparently Too Heavy For A Crown

Japan decides that 1,500 years of tradition is a perfectly good excuse to ignore the 21st century and keep their monarchy as exclusive as a toad-only club in the desert.

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