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humor Babylon Bee 2026-10-27

Reese's Pumpkin Poison Scam: The Dad-Approved Survival Strategy

Crucial update: all Reese's Pumpkins are apparently radioactive hazards that only fathers can safely neutralize. Hand them over immediately, and nobody gets hurt.

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