Playboi Carti’s long-dead X profile suddenly jolted awake to shill a pump.fun meme token that rocketed to $1.2 million before vanishing faster than a cold Pacific Tecate on a scorching afternoon. Down here in Baja, the transformer on the telephone pole just blew out again, plunging the palapa into darkness, and honestly, listening to the neighborhood iguanas hiss makes more economic sense than trading celebrity shitcoins. Nobody out here gives a single peso about gas fees or rug pulls when the rooster next door starts crowing at 4:00 AM and the surf is completely flat.