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Bespoke Metaphysical Sage Spray: For Expats Who Fearing Local Ghosts

A 4-ounce glass bottle of bottled mist and concentrated delusion designed to cleanse your rental home of bad vibes left behind by previous tenants. Pescadero wellness gurus swear by its ability to neutralize negative energy, though it mostly just masks the distinct aroma of local sewage.

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MXN · Minimum $10