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Le Gorafi
2026-10-27
Macron Declares Dior Store a National Heritage Site Following Riot Destruction
After riots damaged a luxury store, Macron prioritized rebuilding the Dior boutique 'exactly as it was,' calling it the soul of France. He even plans to add a massive cathedral-style spire, because nothing says 'national resilience' like a designer handbag shop turned into a holy monument.