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humor Babylon Bee 2026-10-26

GOP Strategy: If You Stop Looking At The Polls, They Technically Cease To Exist

Republican strategists have brilliantly solved the problem of bad polling numbers by suggesting we simply develop selective blindness. It’s a bold political strategy: if you ignore reality, reality might eventually get bored and leave.

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