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humor The Onion 2026-10-26

Kylie Jenner Tosses $50 Million Diamond Bra into Regular Wash Cycle

Kylie Jenner panicked after putting a diamond-encrusted bra in the washing machine like it was a pair of gym socks. She’s surprisingly nonchalant about potentially ruining a piece of jewelry that costs more than most people's lives.

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