The entire internet across Mexico is currently melting down over some aggressively manufactured celebrity infidelity scandal that everyone pretends to hate while refreshing every five seconds. Social media feeds are completely flooded with digital wailing and hot takes from influencers who clearly need a real job. Down in Baja, the only trending topic is whether the afternoon offshore wind is going to hold, and frankly, nobody gives a single peso about what soap opera star cheated on whom.