The U.S. government has declassified fresh military documents detailing federal agents encountering a silent, matte-black triangular craft hovering over a mountain ridge before zooming off like a jet. Naturally, cable news is losing its collective mind over impending extraterrestrial disclosure. Out here in Baja, a dark triangular object flying overhead is just assumed to be an ambitious pelican or a gringo's rogue drone filming a surf edit, neither of which warrants putting down our fish tacos.