European authorities swooped across multiple countries to dismantle a sprawling drug trafficking and violence-as-a-service network, proving once again that Europe has far too much administrative energy. Here in Baja California Sur, the only trafficking we care about is smuggling another cold Pacifico down to the beach before the noon swell flattens out. Let the continent keep its multi-state takedowns; our local governance peak crisis involves a stray goat sitting on a Pemex pump.