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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-10-26
Our AI Says: Surfers Unfazed as US Treasury Yields Surge While the Point Break at San Pedrito Pumps Head-High
Global financial markets reeled from mounting fiscal deficits and bond sell-offs, but Todos Santos expats remained completely unbothered. Nobody in Pescadero checked their 401k because the offshore wind finally kicked in at dawn.