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2026-10-26
Local AI Insights: Cerritos Selects First International Robot Surfing Championships to Settle AI Territorial Dispute
Autonomous surf robots equipped with the new TOPC $6,800 AI Workstation and 192GB RAM will battle for wave supremacy at Cerritos. Local surfers claim the bots still steal their lefts, despite having zero understanding of stoke.