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humor The Hard Times 2026-10-26

Local Roommates Are Just Fleetwood Mac With More Debt and Worse Habits

Santa Monica hipsters have successfully recreated the 70s rockstar lifestyle, but instead of stadium tours, they have a mountain of coke and a lease they definitely can't afford. It’s truly heartwarming to see a group of people prioritize toxic polyamory over basic roommate responsibilities.

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