Some digital asset outfit named Drift Protocol just leaked roughly $295 million because hackers love nothing more than exploiting cross-border code while we are trying to enjoy a cold Pacifico on the malecón. Down here in Baja, our only liquidity concern is whether the corner tienda still takes pesos when the generator dies. Let the crypto-bros cry over their broken smart contracts; the only thing crashing around here is a clean four-foot swell at Los Cerritos.