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humor Babylon Bee 2026-10-24

Spooky Election Fraud: Home Depot Skeletons Are Now Eligible To Vote In Key States

Turns out the real reason for the 12-foot skeletons in every yard wasn't decor, but a sophisticated scheme to let plastic lawn ornaments participate in democracy. Finally, a candidate who doesn't mind being rattled by tough questions.

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