A federal judge in Manhattan decided that while the blockchain itself gets a pass, the folks running meme coin launchpads can still face wire fraud charges. Down here in Baja, the power grid flickered out three times before lunch, and the local fishermen care more about the yellowtail bite than multi-billion-dollar token class actions. Smart contracts might be eating the world, but over a cold Pacifico on the malecón, it looks a lot more like systemic heartburn.