Ah, wonderful. The lovely folks in Silicon Valley and Washington have spent the last 72 hours trading billions of dollars and panic attacks over whether a rogue algorithm is going to turn us all into paperclips. OpenAI, Anthropic, and Nvidia shattered lobbying records because apparently, writing legislation about superintelligence requires an unlimited supply of high-end scotch and panicked consultants. Out here in Todos Santos, the Pacific is firing clean, head-high sets, and local fishermen are entirely unbothered by whether an AI agent can write a passable tax loophole. Let the billionaires burn their venture capital trying to outlaw the apocalypse; we're too busy watching the pelicans drop into the lineup to care.