As the Federal Reserve holds benchmark interest rates steady at 3.5 to 3.75 percent amid stubborn inflation, retired actuary Brad Miller has successfully ignored every single financial metric while scoring overhead sets at Pescadero. Brad noted that his portfolio's yield is entirely irrelevant so long as the tacos remain forty pesos and the offshore wind holds until noon. Global macroeconomic uncertainty was politely declined in favor of a third Pacifico at the palapa.