Global Markets Shudder as Federal Reserve Holds Rates Steady, Meanwhile Surf is Firing at Cerritos
While Wall Street analysts experience a collective existential meltdown over persistent inflation and flat interest rates, three sunburned tech refugees sitting outside a taco truck in Baja have unanimously decided they simply do not care. The overhead set rolling in right now is easily a four-foot left, rendering all fiat currency completely irrelevant.