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2026-10-24
Our AI Says: Archaeologists Discover Ancient Bitcoin Crypto Mine in Hills Behind Elias Calles
Deep in the dusty arroyos behind Todos Santos, researchers have unearthed a pre-Hispanic ASIC rig powered by geothermal hot springs and raw agave fermentation. Historians confirm the ancient civilization collapsed not from drought, but because their proof-of-work algorithm ran out of CFE electrical tokens.