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humor The Onion 2026-10-23

CIA Spies Pivot to LinkedIn as Agency Downsizes Its Regime Change Department

With the office clearing out, it's heartening to see former intelligence officers finding honest work in boot fitting and rhinestone installation; clearly, their experience in destabilizing sovereign nations translates perfectly to professional crafting.

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