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humor Le Gorafi 2026-10-23

French Government Grants Citizens A Generous Two-Minute Window To Protest

Macron has graciously decided that democracy is best served in 120-second bursts, perfect for smashing a watch shop before the state politely directs you to a surveillance-free zone. If you feel like grumbling after 6:02 PM, the government suggests you just think about your grievances really, really hard from your couch.

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