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humor The Onion 2026-10-23

Sydney Sweeney's Breasts Are Playing Hide-and-Seek and Everyone Is Terribly Confused

In a display of anatomical teleportation that has truly unsettled the local playground, Sydney Sweeney has turned her chest into a wandering entity popping up behind trees and under beds. I’ve seen some strange things in Todos Santos, but even the local iguanas are bewildered by this game of peak-a-boo.

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