Federal prosecutors in Illinois have finally charged the mastermind behind the Kishu Inu meme coin for pocketing roughly $9 million in a classic hidden-allocation scam. Down here in Baja, the transformer on the dirt road just exploded for the third time this week, leaving us without power or cell service to check our bags. Honestly, watching gringos cry over a dog-themed token plummeting to zero is hilarious when the local yellowtail bite is wide open and cold Tecates cost less than a gas fee.