The digital tabloids and morning talk shows across Mexico are currently consumed by an apocalyptic wave of high-society drama, alleged betrayals, and viral television feuds. The entire country is glued to screens, dissecting every micro-expression of television stars like their lives depend on it. Down here on the Baja coast, the only trending topic is whether the afternoon wind is going to ruin a perfect right-hand point break. Let the capital tear itself apart over celebrity scandals; we are too busy watching the pelicans do better theater for free.