Global news outlets are hyperventilating over fresh government disclosures and databases tracking luminous aerial spheres performing physics-defying maneuvers over military sites. Apparently, humanity is inching closer to admitting that little gray men are zipping around the stratosphere. Back in Baja, however, the only unidentified flying objects we care about are pelicans kamikaze-diving into a school of mackerel right outside our palapa. Let the Pentagon declassify the galaxy; the waves are firing and dinner is fresh off the hook.