French student protests took a delightfully absurd turn when authorities attempting to infiltrate encrypted chat groups were instantly outed for using the hilariously botched phrase 'Bismillah, c'est les ténèbres.' While Europe hyperventilates over generational police sting comedy, out here in Baja the swell is double-overhead and glassy, meaning nobody on the beach cares if secret agents can conjugate French slang properly. We are far too busy staring at the horizon and ignoring reality to give a single damn about continental espionage.