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Strait Of Hormuz Shipping Chaos Threatens Global Trade As Surfer Refuses To Check Phone

Escalating Middle East conflicts and Strait of Hormuz shipping restrictions continue to send shockwaves through global commodities and international trade. Meanwhile, Brad from Seattle is three hours deep into a glassy morning session at Cerritos and hasn't looked at his crypto portfolio or BBC News once. Macroeconomic market volatility is raging across every continent, yet the only supply chain disruption anyone on the Baja Peninsula cares about is a delayed delivery of artisanal mezcal. Let the global economy burn to ash; the water is eighty degrees and offshore.

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