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Local AI Insights: Cerritos Selected to Host First International Robot Surfing Championships

Advanced humanoid surf droids arrived at Cerritos beach to catch some gnarly waves, only to immediately experience total system failures after attempting to pay for artisan avocado toast via a faulty OXXO QR code. Organizers noted that half the contestants drowned due to their lithium-ion batteries sinking like lead weights.

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