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humor The Daily Mash 2026-10-23

How to Survive the Apocalypse with Scented Candles and a Cockapoo

Nikki is revolutionizing disaster preparedness by trading essential supplies like toilet paper and matches for artisanal chocolates and twenty bottles of conditioner. Her plan for the collapse of society involves a tactical Cockapoo and a Taylor Swift playlist, proving that survival is mostly about smelling nice while the world burns.

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