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The Hard Times
2026-10-22
SCOTUS Rules Jason Voorhees Is Just A Hard-Working Rural Traditionalist
The Supreme Court finally weighed in on the Slasher Wars, siding with Jason because he values manual labor and doesn't wear a hideous hat. Freddy is predictably furious, though he should have known better than to bring a dream-haunting suit to a court that loves a good 'stand your ground' defense.