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humor The Onion 2026-10-22

New Orleans Pelicans Hope Fans Remember What Basketball Is During 'Basketball Night'

The Pelicans are throwing a 'Basketball Night' to remind locals that the sport exists, featuring actual professional teams so fans aren't too confused by the athletic movement on court. It’s comforting to know that in New Orleans, the concept of basketball is now a special, limited-time promotion.

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