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The $5,900 Unitree R1 Bipedal Robot: Your Personal Beach Butler Who Cartwheels Into the Surf

Weighing a nimble 55 pounds, this open-source mechanical marvel will gladly trot behind you down the dirt roads of San Pedrito while executing random backflips. Local real estate speculators are buying them by the dozen to carry their lukewarm coconuts and pretend they live in an upscale cyberpunk dystopia.

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