As a US naval blockade on Iranian ports triggers a catastrophic global energy shock and worldwide supply chain panic, local expats in Baja California Sur remain completely unfazed. Sipping iced artisanal lattes while watching overhead sets roll into San Pedrito, the community agreed that rising crude prices are a minor inconvenience compared to a blown-off offshore wind. After all, nobody cares about the collapse of modern international shipping lanes when the right-hand point break is firing.