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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-10-22
Global Energy Shock Threatens World Markets, But Surf Is Firing at San Pedrito
As international naval blockades trigger severe global supply chain disruptions and skyrocketing fuel prices, expats at the juice bar agreed it's a great time to unplug. Nobody in Pescadero cares about the IMF growth forecasts because the offshore winds just kicked in and the Pacifico is cold.