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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-10-22

Cerritos Selected to Host the First International Robot Surfing Championships

Expats on Cerritos beach are thrilled as humanoid droids catch overhead waves, only to immediately drain the local beach bar's backup generators for 20 watts of power. Judges note that while the robots execute flawless airs, their inability to buy an organic oat-milk smoothie disrupts the local economy.

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