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humor The Onion 2026-10-21

Phoebe Bridgers Enforces 'No Phones' Policy With a Firing Squad

Phoebe Bridgers has taken 'live in the moment' to a whole new level by literally executing a fan's smartphone with a handgun. It's the most effective, albeit aggressive, way to ensure nobody posts a shaky, low-quality video of her concert on Instagram.

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