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humor The Onion 2026-10-21

Executive order makes empty beer can shaking the official U.S. language

Finally, a linguistic evolution that perfectly captures the subtle nuance of suburban domestic bliss. Who needs poetry when you can just rattle a Bud Light at your spouse to convey your profound inner thoughts?

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