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The Daily Mash
2026-10-20
New Bowie dance show launched: Just in case you had extra money and no taste
The music industry has finally admitted the obvious: if you slap David Bowie's name on a soggy cardboard box, his fans will fight to the death to buy it. It's a bold new era of artistic expression where 'because they'll buy it' is finally recognized as a valid creative process.