Federal prosecutors have formally charged the mastermind behind Kishu Inu with orchestrating a classic $9 million memecoin rug pull after years of selling hidden token allocations. Down here in Baja, we’re entirely unbothered by the federal indictment because our local fisherman Pedro just traded us three yellowtail snappers for a promissory note written on a tequila napkin, which honestly feels like a more stable asset class. Let the feds chase 'Kimbo'; we are too busy watching the sunset over the Sea of Cortez to care about pre-mined wallet deception.