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humor The Hard Times 2026-10-20

Riley Gaines Demands Recount After Losing Her Own Lookalike Contest

In a stunning display of irony, Riley Gaines attempted to sue her way to victory in a pageant where she ironically proved she doesn't look enough like herself. Apparently, the only thing harder than losing a contest is having to share a parking lot with your own doppelgängers.

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