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humor Le Gorafi 2026-10-19

Burglar accidentally steals 50 billion in government debt, struggles to sell on Vinted

An amateur thief broke into the French Ministry of Finance hoping for gold, but walked away with enough national debt to ruin his credit score for eternity. He's now learning the hard way that nobody on the secondary market wants to buy a country's financial failure.

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