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humor De Speld 2026-10-19

Woman Injured After Walking Nine Kilometers to Avoid a Marathon

Denise just wanted oat milk, but thanks to the marathon, she ended up trekking through a sports event like an accidental ultramarathoner. Apparently, the secret to peak fitness is just avoiding your grocery store during a race.

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