Ledger has rolled out the Atom Android device featuring Solana Mobile integration and heavy tamper protections. Meanwhile, down in our little Baja hideaway, the only hardware wallet anyone trusts is a beat-up leather pouch buried beneath three feet of sand behind the palapa. Let the tech bros fuss over tamper-proof microchips; we are far too busy trying to find a cold Pacifico before the ice melts in the midday heat.