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humor The Daily Mash 2026-10-19

Why the French would burn Britain to the ground over a meal deal

The British finally realize that their miserable quality of life would trigger an immediate revolution in France. Apparently, the only thing stopping a French uprising in London is the realization that there is actually nothing worth looting in a Boots.

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