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De Speld
2026-10-19
Macron Offers Looters a 'Unique' Retirement Plan: Lifelong Employment
Macron has found the ultimate punishment for French rioters: forcing them to work until 53 to pay off their damages. Apparently, most looters are opting for prison, because honestly, who wants to work a 9-to-5 until middle age in this economy?